don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion
THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
No thank you.
The columns of smoke in the foreground are telephone poles boiling
I can go from
little house on prairie girl
Captain on the high seas
In 10 seconds or you get your gender roles free.
WELL THAT WAS AN UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST.
that tub is so tall
Well they need somewhere to sail the ship
Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
da Soopernateral rode sew far
THE LAST PICTURE OF DEAN OMG THEY KEPT THE MOUTH THE SAME SIZE AND IT’S CRACKING ME UP
I’M CRYING omFG
serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.
These parents are doing Facebook right.
the tamagotchi one gets me every single time
Ronald’s comment comes the fuck out of nowhere